words for run 751

 
 
11/05/2011​                               Isca Hash House Harriers        ​Run Number 751
 
 
 
Trail:  Squabmoor, Woodbury Common
Hares: Coffin and Imelda
On Down: The Farmhouse Inn, Exmouth
 
As 39 gathered, Oh what a sight,
Coffin told us On On to the right.
Off on trail went the pack,
Full steam ahead along the track.
 
Onto the common we did go,
Boy was I being way too slow.
FRBs were way ahead,
There was I feeling dead.
 
A long short split did appear,
Walkers in the pack nowhere near,
Shorts went left, Longs went right,
I went left didn’t have all night.
 
Through a fish hook Radiohead he did run,
He didn’t come back, so not much fun.
You’re at Isca now I did state,
Please be good, and be a mate.
 
HT2 was running fast,
No way would she be last.
In front of pack she did run,
She was having so much fun.
 
Into the water Pongo did tear,
Angry fishermen they did swear.
No.2 she did shout,
The fisherman gave an ugly pout.
 
Itsy-Bitz was doing swell,
Watch that branch, tree, and prickle she did yell.
Coffin and X-Bitz held her tight,
They were all such a pretty sight.
 
From the bracken Whoopsie popped,
She was not gonna be stopped,
A little short cutting she did do!!
I was the only one, she thought, who knew.
 
Mother Rucka we did loose
We should have kept her on a noose
Different dots she did track
No wonder she was so far back
 
Across the stream was our goal,
Buzby was our acting troll.
Helping Harrietts across the mess,
Saving us from any distress.
 
 
 
On top the mound was a swing
Thought Wide Receiver might make it ping
Worried he may end up broke
Hurry up!!! I said to folk
 
Sweety stop was by a pond
Of this spot we were fond
Lush sweets and a scenic place
This we though was pretty ace
 
From the sweety stop we did go
Through the gate in a row
Fruity behind started to mumble
Cause she had a little stumble.
 
Up the hill another split
Poacher wasn’t feeling fit
Ahead on short he did fly
I couldn’t help but wonder why!!??
 
Around the bend,
Towards the end,
A lonely fish hook it did lay,
For Quick Rucka it did say.
 
A trail that coffin and Imelda laid
It was so nicely made,
Thank you both it was fun,
Looking forward to another one.
 
 
Down Downs
 
Hares: Coffin and Imelda
Virgins: Ali and Marie (another Rucka)
Visitor: Stat Nav, City of Exeter’s Sheriff
 
Fruity: New Shoes, but Radiohead drank it from Fruity’s trainer as he was punished for not doing some fishhooks.
 
Naming: Paul Quick – ‘Blue Azz Fly’.
Quick by name and nature, always wearing blue running tops – it seemed a natural choice.
 
Happy 13th birthday ISCAH3
 
ON   ON
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