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ISCA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

 
 
Hash Words – May 18th 2011 – Upton Pyne
 
Hare – Groucho
 
Turned up at the car park to find hardly anyone there, where is everybody I thought until I remembered we arrived unusually early.  Needless to say the car park gradually filled as he minute ticked by except there was no sign of the Hare.
 
Just in time Groucho arrived in his car with a tale of woe to tell and a lesson to be learnt. Setting the trail from his car Groucho got out of his car and put a dot on the road only to notice the car door close. On trying to open the door he found he had locked himself out of the car the the engine running!!!!!!!!!!
 
“What shall I do?” he thought. I have to be at the start of the trail in 15 minutes.
 
To ensure he did not let the pack down he decided to make a sacrifice.
 
No he didn’t kill a rabbit over his car in the hope the god of “Hares” would magically open his car door. Instead he begged a hammer from a local house and smashed a quarterlight and gained back control of his “mean machine”.
 
Anyhow, on on with the trail. After I welcomed everybody Groucho set the pack off with the promise of some long short splits and a pile of broken glass.
 
After a short bit of road we hit a long short split. I took the short, once upon a time in the olden days that use to be unheard off…………honest!!!!
 
Thought I was doing quite well doing a gentle jog until suddenly like a finely tuned whippet, Whoopsie zoomed by.
 
A sweety stop was enjoyed just short of Bramford Speke and was followed by a quick long/short split.
 
Puss in Boots determinedly completed the trail despite having an operation to remove several pins from her wrist the previous Monday. Great effort, just don’t tell your doctor.
 
After another long/short split we arrived back at the start after almost exactly an hour on a well planned trail.
 

 
Thick black dots are the shorts and the red line the longs.
 
Down downs
Groucho – Hare and locking himself out of his car.
Slippery – for stopping of for no 1’s or was it no 2’s.
Blue az Fly and Dithery Doo Doo for becoming full paid up members.
Groucho and Oddbitz for length comparisons!!!!
Woodpecker for being late back to the circle.
 
 
Next Weeks trail - Buzby's abode, 7 Old Rydon Ley (SX 959 905) BBQ weather permitting!