Tuesday, 31 May 2011

this weeks hash

ISCA This weeks hash
 
 7 Old Rydon LeyThe weather's looking good so it's gotta be BBQ season!
I've also brewed 3 beers for the occasion; a mild at 3.3%; and a bitter at 3.4% and a blond at 5% (all approx!). If nothing there tempts you, then it may be as well to bring your own.
Unfortunately Old Rydon Lane is closed south-west of our house and therefore you will need to go via Sandy Gate, unless you know your way through the new estate from Topsham Road. As you turn into Old Rydon Ley from Old Rydon Lane, number 7 is directly in front of you. Turn left and then right to access the court yard for parking, otherwise you'll need to find space along the verge.
Parking has been somewhat eased by our neighbours ... who've gone away! This has given us a bit more space immediately behind our house, but not masses.
Looking forward to seeing you here.
On-on,  buzby
 
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Veggies need to bring own food
 
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Wednesday, 25 May 2011

last weeks words

ISCA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

 
 
Hash Words – May 18th 2011 – Upton Pyne
 
Hare – Groucho
 
Turned up at the car park to find hardly anyone there, where is everybody I thought until I remembered we arrived unusually early.  Needless to say the car park gradually filled as he minute ticked by except there was no sign of the Hare.
 
Just in time Groucho arrived in his car with a tale of woe to tell and a lesson to be learnt. Setting the trail from his car Groucho got out of his car and put a dot on the road only to notice the car door close. On trying to open the door he found he had locked himself out of the car the the engine running!!!!!!!!!!
 
“What shall I do?” he thought. I have to be at the start of the trail in 15 minutes.
 
To ensure he did not let the pack down he decided to make a sacrifice.
 
No he didn’t kill a rabbit over his car in the hope the god of “Hares” would magically open his car door. Instead he begged a hammer from a local house and smashed a quarterlight and gained back control of his “mean machine”.
 
Anyhow, on on with the trail. After I welcomed everybody Groucho set the pack off with the promise of some long short splits and a pile of broken glass.
 
After a short bit of road we hit a long short split. I took the short, once upon a time in the olden days that use to be unheard off…………honest!!!!
 
Thought I was doing quite well doing a gentle jog until suddenly like a finely tuned whippet, Whoopsie zoomed by.
 
A sweety stop was enjoyed just short of Bramford Speke and was followed by a quick long/short split.
 
Puss in Boots determinedly completed the trail despite having an operation to remove several pins from her wrist the previous Monday. Great effort, just don’t tell your doctor.
 
After another long/short split we arrived back at the start after almost exactly an hour on a well planned trail.
 

 
Thick black dots are the shorts and the red line the longs.
 
Down downs
Groucho – Hare and locking himself out of his car.
Slippery – for stopping of for no 1’s or was it no 2’s.
Blue az Fly and Dithery Doo Doo for becoming full paid up members.
Groucho and Oddbitz for length comparisons!!!!
Woodpecker for being late back to the circle.
 
 
Next Weeks trail - Buzby's abode, 7 Old Rydon Ley (SX 959 905) BBQ weather permitting!

this weeks hash

This weeks Riding/hash
 
number 2's place
Oakwood Farm
Riding Centre
Luton Cross, Ideford
If you want to ride please wear full length leggins/trackies
You can do the trail as normal for those not wanting to clip clop
Bring beer/drinks
SX896769
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?X=289128&Y=77435&A=Y&Z=120&ax=289613&ay=76915
 
Hare Number 2
 
On On PPxx

Friday, 20 May 2011

words for run 751

 
 
11/05/2011​                               Isca Hash House Harriers        ​Run Number 751
 
 
 
Trail:  Squabmoor, Woodbury Common
Hares: Coffin and Imelda
On Down: The Farmhouse Inn, Exmouth
 
As 39 gathered, Oh what a sight,
Coffin told us On On to the right.
Off on trail went the pack,
Full steam ahead along the track.
 
Onto the common we did go,
Boy was I being way too slow.
FRBs were way ahead,
There was I feeling dead.
 
A long short split did appear,
Walkers in the pack nowhere near,
Shorts went left, Longs went right,
I went left didn’t have all night.
 
Through a fish hook Radiohead he did run,
He didn’t come back, so not much fun.
You’re at Isca now I did state,
Please be good, and be a mate.
 
HT2 was running fast,
No way would she be last.
In front of pack she did run,
She was having so much fun.
 
Into the water Pongo did tear,
Angry fishermen they did swear.
No.2 she did shout,
The fisherman gave an ugly pout.
 
Itsy-Bitz was doing swell,
Watch that branch, tree, and prickle she did yell.
Coffin and X-Bitz held her tight,
They were all such a pretty sight.
 
From the bracken Whoopsie popped,
She was not gonna be stopped,
A little short cutting she did do!!
I was the only one, she thought, who knew.
 
Mother Rucka we did loose
We should have kept her on a noose
Different dots she did track
No wonder she was so far back
 
Across the stream was our goal,
Buzby was our acting troll.
Helping Harrietts across the mess,
Saving us from any distress.
 
 
 
On top the mound was a swing
Thought Wide Receiver might make it ping
Worried he may end up broke
Hurry up!!! I said to folk
 
Sweety stop was by a pond
Of this spot we were fond
Lush sweets and a scenic place
This we though was pretty ace
 
From the sweety stop we did go
Through the gate in a row
Fruity behind started to mumble
Cause she had a little stumble.
 
Up the hill another split
Poacher wasn’t feeling fit
Ahead on short he did fly
I couldn’t help but wonder why!!??
 
Around the bend,
Towards the end,
A lonely fish hook it did lay,
For Quick Rucka it did say.
 
A trail that coffin and Imelda laid
It was so nicely made,
Thank you both it was fun,
Looking forward to another one.
 
 
Down Downs
 
Hares: Coffin and Imelda
Virgins: Ali and Marie (another Rucka)
Visitor: Stat Nav, City of Exeter’s Sheriff
 
Fruity: New Shoes, but Radiohead drank it from Fruity’s trainer as he was punished for not doing some fishhooks.
 
Naming: Paul Quick – ‘Blue Azz Fly’.
Quick by name and nature, always wearing blue running tops – it seemed a natural choice.
 
Happy 13th birthday ISCAH3
 
ON   ON
                 Painted pussy

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

this weeks hash

This weeks hash
 
Upton Pyne
Village hall car park
 
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OD The cowley bridge inn
Hare groucho
 
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Thursday, 12 May 2011

RUN 750 - MAY THE FORTH BE WITH YOU
 
Last weeks hash in Crediton, and Slippery was the Hare
We’re told to come in Fancy dress – you had time to prepare!
Our seven hundred and fiftieth run, Stars Wars was the theme
Some didn’t bother to dress up – some went to the extreme!!
 
Harriets came as princess Leia – Luke Sky Walker’s sister
Soapy wore her silver boots (and yes – she got a blister!)
Darth Vader too was popular they gathered in their masks
And Whyno was the little one…… if anybody asks!!
Like many others Stix had made the effort to dress down!
Cant blame him tho’, we did look odd when running through the town
Whoopsie, Coffin and Do Do did, do as they always do
Screech and Buzby didn’t do it, and Ullage didn’t do it too!
 
Puss had ordered T shirts to commemorate the night
(Wide Receiver’s getting boxers can’t wait to see the sight!)
Hoodies, pants and jogging bottoms, with logo printed black
And ‘May the Forth be with you’ was written on the back                            
 
A visitor from Sweden came – his name - Standing Ovation
He wasn’t dressed as Yoda, but joined in our Space station
Pork Torpedo and Hornie came – visitors for certain
and gathered in one corner were the local hashers – Kirton
Don’t think they quite believed it, they looked like frightened mice
To see the cast of Star Wars gathered – (I saw them looking twice!)
 
Bell Toll Vader gathered circle – Luke Slippery Walker spoke
Tried to tell about the trail, and sweet stop….. that’s a joke!!
All laid in flour but sometimes chalk and on the left or right?
With long short splits and fish hooks, we all got lost that night!
 
I’m glad I only ran the short – I’m told was 5 miles long!
The others ran for 7.5 – (or 9 if you went wrong!!!)
We started off across the road, looked up and down the street
Shortie shouted “on on” to that guy with great big feet!
Twiggy followed on behind Twice Knightly in white dress
“I think potatoes grow on trees” said little Woof Woof (bless)
 
At last we came to countryside, beyond the cottage thatch
Through kissing gates and dry footpaths came P.P. and Damp Patch
Then on through grassy fields we ran all hazardous and rocky
The Kirton boys show short cuts now to Imelda, FF and Spocky
Whyno Vader’s breathing getting laboured, his oxygen all gone
Had miraculous recovery, when No.2 said “Ill turn you on!”
 
Slippery warns to stop and look, before you cross the railway track
and tell short cuts to Hornie, and Soapy struggling at the back!
The arse in front to spur us on we thought was Melon Picker’s
But as we got up closer saw was Puss in her new knickers!
 
We ménaged (a trios) to miss the mud, the shiggy and the sweets
And after climbing cow dung hill, returned to run the streets.
Slippery gave a history lesson, said made wine from wild pear
Then round the corner saw O.H. thank God we’re nearly there
 
No time for circle in the car park, like the normal way
Everyone had gone to pub - Down downs inside today
Quick Rucka wore his brand new top with hood pulled over head
I liked the one that X Bits wore - almost the same but red!
 
Sir General Redvers Buller could be a new hash name
Named after pub in Crediton (what a claim to Fame!!)
The food was great and not to pricey, most people ate and drank
The down downs given – one to Slippery for great run we thank
Wide Receiver got a down down - pulling pussies on the run!
And all the visitors drank together their down downs down in one!
So I hope I’ve mentioned everyone – even Paul? in Blue
And Woof Woof - you got a down down - just for being you!!!
 
On on Soapy xxx
 
 
 
 
 

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

this weeks hash

Squabmoor CP
woodbury common
 
SY037843
 
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OD The farm house
 
Hares coffin + Imelda
 
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