Words for last week

I hope you have all had a lovely evening hashing and I'm sorry that I did not get these done earlier......but we are still ahead of my previous attempt! I would have loved to have been there this evening but I'm in the lakes having a lovely time..... Any way some how it is already my turn to write the words again, bypassing Busby as it was his trail,, and what a fine trail it was. In summary (I only have 30mins of Internet in the pub!)  it was back check, buttercup, bogs, broken ankles, beer (or cider and lots of) bumps, booze, boobs, back to front, bums, birthday drinks (thank you very much Buzby, gutted it was such a great turn out!) bells and baaaaaa heaven!  In slightly moor detail....still have time.... A quite simply massive pack, including bill brewer, Jan Stewer, Peter Davey, peter gurney, dan'l widden, Harry H'orkand uncle tom Cobly and  all assembled at the door of the pub hoping for a truly Buzby trail......straight to the bar. But no he simply said 3 and on and it's that way....... Hang on.... Long shorts? Sweetie stop????? It soon became apparent that there was no need for long short splits just a certain amount of caution running down hill. The further you go down the further you have to come back up.... With two back checks in quick succession x Bitz and puss found themselves in the FRB position, and very excited to be there..... Welcome back by the way!  Anyway they were soon caught and on we ran through yonder buttercup meadow, under bared wire fences (gallantly held by wide in his gimp vest) across hill and vale to the sweetie stop. Yeah there was a sweetie stop.  Lots of inudeno about fridges..... How does a fridge become sexy? Some thing about a big gap, and a big shiny American..... The minds you people have!  We were sent on called forward by the bells, more back checks and a fish hook for ALL kept us together. I couldnt see the FRBs but I nearly spat on my jelly bean when I heard the sounds of them reaching a field of sheep......DOGS......SHEEP...... WIDE, PUT THAT DOWN....  before we knew it we were back I front of the pub and circled up ready for for a grand master to arrive..... The down downs were awarded to..... I haven't written it down.... The hare and birthday boy Buzby The gimp wide boy Some visitors And ummmm sorry Whilst Spocky was dealing them out I do remember that Buzby handed us out a free beer voucher.....thank you very much..... On into the pub where there was much rejoicing and food and beer and a few confused locals ( including on of my school governors)  Ater slipping out tothe garden fora quick pyramid we decided to do an a-z of the evenings events and it goes a little something like this.... A a very lovely hash B Buzby and birthday and beer C coffins turn to write the words or yummy cider D dogs lots of E eclairs F fridge freeze G gapping gap H high will Hayes I Imelda's new shoes or was he just after a free drink J jelly beans K kura shut up L lusty locals M mud N nosey Parker slippery O OMG what was wide wearing P pyramids Q for the bar R running.....?  S Shelly.....she can stay we like her!  T tits and tom Cobly U up that hill you just ran down V valley W wide the gimp X xbitz is back Y yes tor Z zebra.... Didn't you see it!  Have a lovely week and think of me on helvellyn in the rain.... Xxxxx coffinxxxxx