Words for last week.

       I will try and get soapy to do a reading like she did in the circle as an audio clip cos for those who missed it, it was great. ISCA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS ​Chudleigh Knighton 2nd May 2012   Last week Wednesday, rained all day, the eve was not inviting          Shall I stay in by the fire, or hash? My conscience I was fighting.       Palmolive cried “it’s far too cold” – I lied just to deceive her         It won’t be muddy wet or cold – the hare is Wide Receiver         I’ve heard it say on righteous hares the sun will always shine So if you’re good it will be dry (it’s never wet on mine!)     We circled up outside the Anchor inn at Chudleigh Knighton  Kura and Havoc kept apart to try to stop them fighting  Canine Quintet made up by Pongo, brother Emo and Ben  Then Buzby called us all to order (Bell Toll at work again!)  Chocolate Trots got so confused outside the WC  Not sure she was a boy or girl, where should she have a wee!   Saw HT2 in circle with Larks and Endo sperm The Essential Bear was also there was it Easter or ½ Term? Puss was there without her Boots and Imelda with new shoes Coffin, Screech and Whoopsie came just to catch up on the news!   We took a vote n could not agree the health of Lilo Lill Was that the colour of her legs, or was she feeling ill? But later on when splashed in mud and running on the heath We found out that under her shorts, she wore her tights beneath!   In four days time will be full moon, now torches get a rest But I have found on nights like these eating raw carrots best! But I thought I saw it shining, was it the moon or sun? or just the light reflecting on the cheeks of Buzby’s bum! He’d been caught short upon the run and stopped to have a pee But next time when you drop your pants please stand behind a tree!   Slippery dogging on the trail with Emo and Rise n Shine I’ve heard of 3 sums in the woods – Ménage a trios next time! ​            We splashed and sploshed around the Heath - mud squeezed through our toes We ended up in Heathfield - how we got there goodness knows! Rubber Jonny, Woodpecker, QR and Poacher too All braved the rain and paddled deep till sweet stop came in view Chocolate for the Veggies and fizzy chews a fave’ of mine We chewed and chomped and swallowed along the railway line At last returned to terra firma - and on a pavement bit……..   Chocolate Trots was chatting and fell arse over t**   Hornie and Melon Picker returned with squelching trainers         The down downs duly given for all those misdemeanours   A warm and friendly welcome from the landlord of the pub  Platefuls of sausages and chips - he gave us all free grub  Quick Rucka ate his food with Wide Receiver on the floor  Said to Number 2 - “Don’t you have your big black one any more?”  Could this be Quote of the year - but……….… as if by chance  Pork Torpedo said to Woof Woof “I think you’ve lost your pants!!  But it was her Buff that he’d picked up, a type of stretchy scarf  She’d took it off when changing clothes and left it on the path!    Although she is forgetful and talking rubbish is an art  She’s such a darling Woof Woof, made Palmolive a French Tart……  Not a naughty one in Basque and fishnet stockings on her feet  But a tart with strawberries and cream - a naughty one to eat!     “That’s it Folks” ……. I’ve said it all, the evenings at an end  Please don’t be offended – don’t think I’m not your friend  If I have forgotten you, or mentioned you by name  A lot has happened in a week – and I have water on the brain!  ​ But thank you Wide Receiver for another brilliant run ​ Our trainers filled with mud and gunge , and an evening filled with fun.   ​ On On Soapy xxx