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hi all please find enclosed my very factual and informative words from last wednesday. onon boots. 



Isca h3 words for Wednesday 12 October 

So with the full moon hash only just up the road we at ISCA were graced with a small and exclusive circle at the start.
So with only our 10 VIP hashes narcisis gave us a brief on how would be met with the greatest hash of the year so far but only after bell toll had finished rattling his empty key tin. We were looking forward to it been laid in only the finest and purest powder as promised by the hare and we even had promise of no less than 4 bags of sweets at the sweetie stop. 
So off we hashed with bell toll and Buzzby FRB'n and leading the pack. Admittedly In the wrong direction but non the less they lead the pack. So with the pack not really been sure if it was even a one and on or three and on. ( not sure if the hare knew either) we eventually guessed it was a one and on. At least that's what we followed! 
So it was great to see troy from otter valley looking fabulous as ever. Oh and also mini baar turned up as well. It was however a shame for them that they seemed to find the longest back check ever and nearly ended up in Exeter! So the trail led us to the highly anticipated sweetie stop where every one was guessing what luxurious sweets mr hare could have got us. It was a shame however that the sweetie stop shared it location with a crowd of rioting and looting teenagers descending upon the Topsham scout hut. So with the presence of riot police and armed marksman on guard we decided that we had no reason to fear for our safety. We have reason to believe from reading the local paper that the riot was stared in the first place by youths fighting over bags of sweets. Which  would explain how our sweetie stop only had one bag left when we got there. And as we enjoyed our only remaining bag one of the hooded youths approached our small gaggle of hashes and decided to investigate of presence. I at this time was fearful for my life and ready to run for it but luckily a pregnant X-Bitx stepped in and roundhouse kicked the youth to the floor before he could pull out his knife and steal our remaining bag of sweets. 
So with all this excitement over and our whiteness statements filled in for the police we decided to continue with the hash.  I'm glad we continued when we did because at this stage night screecher pointed out one of the most incredible things I've ever seen. A full blown rainbow in the dark. A bright light across the other side of the Ex was casting a rainbow in the mist across the river. Beautiful. 
So our trail continued through the steep hills of Topsham I heard a loud screeching and lots of shouting from whoopsie. Turned out she was lucky enough to find £200 on the floor. This was truly turning out the be the best trail of the year. That was of course until we got to the circle to find out that spooky Bitz had left the beer in his car. This wouldn't have been a problem but whoopsie was driving. We had no choice but with the discovered £200 go the the bar and get 3 bottles of the bridges finest champagne. I can tell you first hand it not easy doing a down down with the fizzy stuff. Had us belching and burping like......... Well hashers!

So the down downs were. 
Narcisis - laying best trail of the year. ( you had to be there to believe it)
Boots in puss - walking because of a terrible knee injury
Buzzby - running and getting an injury! 
X-Bitz - for not stopping playing with her big boobs
Screech - something about little boobs. (bubbles had gone to my head)
Mini Barr & troy - sex on the hash! And visiting
Whoopsie - for finding £200 and paying for champagne and pasties
Spooky Bitz- forgetting the beer and making us drink fizzy wine!

Think that's about everything. I will leave the story about bell toll catching a wild badger and x-Bitz saving a bus load of school kids till my next turn around the alphabet. 

Onon    Boots in puss