Words for last week.

Thank you Bell Toll for the great words.
WR

Isca Hash House Harriers
Words - 21/09/11
Hares – No 2 and Rubber Johnny
Location – Ideford Common
On Down – Royal Oak, Ideford
The trail
T’was a dark night last Wednesday, so all had torches. Just as well as it allowed everybody to read the hand-outs as the circle was being formed!!
After a crafty loop for the longs at the start we all headed over the bridge to some new hashing territory for many. The longs soon overtook Larks, PP and Kura. Full marks to PP for trying to train Larks, it’s a tough job but………………….(answers on the back of a postcard)? Anyhow Kura seemed to know what she was doing.
Over the road, then into the woods and along some tracks or were they ditches? Anyhow I eventually emerged onto a proper track to find the FRb’s nowhere in sight.
Now at the back of the pack with No 2 and a few BWb’s we came across two massive circles in the middle of the track with SS in their centres, but no pack to be seen. Well we couldn’t waste the sweets so we tucked into the very best M & S had to offer.
A few hundred yards down the track the rest of the pack appeared. How did they miss the SS?
Luckily for the rest of the pack No 2 would not let us eat all the sweets so all tucked in again!! In fact they were so good that Wide Receiver decided to have some of Spocky’s while it was in his mouth and bit Spocky’s lip in the process. It takes all sorts!!
After crossing the roundabout and a short stretch through some more wood we were on home.
The on down
No 2 arranged some excellent hot grub for us all. So hot that juggle the sausage was a skill much in evidence.
Down Downs – from the RA’s No 2, FF and the new boy Spocky
Assisted by the new Songmeister Quick Rucka
Hares – No 2 and Rubber Johnny
Melon Picker – Moaning at 2 fishhooks
Menage a Trois, WR, and Peanut – Lip biting
Tear Ass and Spock Bitz – Clenched buttocks and small gap incident!!
Oddbitz – Supporting the closure of Plymouth airport
Woodpecker – for thinking he had lost his key when they were in the tin
Chocolate Trots – for setting the trail in her PJs.