last weeks words

 

Wednesday 2nd February Rockbeare Hill cp
 
 
We arrived just as the rain had stopped, Lilo Lil couldn’t wait to tell Wide Receiver and FF all about my new shoes. I didn’t expect them to go unnoticed as they were bright yellow. It was a mild night compared to recent trails so no more frozen mud. It was time to circle up as we were welcomed by Bell Toll to run 737. Then it was over to Odd Bitz the hare.... It’s laid in flour (cheer), and on the right (cheer), It’s three and on (cheer), and two long short splits (cheer), two re-groups (cheer), one is a sweetie stop (cheer), “how many of us are there? I’ve only got 23 sweets” Luckily there were 19 of us.
We were set off into the woods to find our first check and then On On to a long short split. The longs met up with the shorts where the trail took us to a road, we ran down to find our next check, On On was called up into the woods. The trail led us out of the woods in to a cul-de-sac where we were greeted by the first of many fish hooks. As the FRB’s caught up we reached our first re-group. It didn’t take long for everyone to catch up, and then we were on a check. On On took us through the housing estate and another check to get up back in the woods. We were then brought out on to a road and the check took us up to the sweetie stop. Much to the FRB’s dismay the luxury sweeties were already being eaten by the other hashers before they reached the sweetie stop. PP and Busby swapped lights because she couldn’t see where she was going.
On On was up the hill and back in to the woods again there were lots of roots and twists and turns around trees before it was out on to a road, and down a steep hill were we found a fish hook right at the bottom; so it was back up the hill for 5 of us, Clever Dick was counting. When we returned we were on another check which took us to a T junction, where Quick Rukka found a large drawing of a school boy willy on the inside of a bus shelter, he liked it that much he had to go back for a second look to show more of us. On On was called down through West Hill, it was the most up market hash I’ve been on. The next check took us up a track to the second long short split. The long was very stile-ish taking us along farm tracks and country lanes and in to fields full of floating green eyes that sounded like sheep. After the fields it was back on a long track which led to the road, it was On Home to the car park. A brilliant trail, thank you Odd Bitz.
 
The Down Downs:
Odd Bitz – the hare​          
Imelda – New Shoes, again​          
Busby – Didnt bring his head torch ​          
Clever Dick – For being a clever dick with fish hooks          
Coffin – For arriving just in time for her down down
Quotes: x bitz “why am i wet?”
Next weeks trail:

Castle car park, Woodbury Common

On Down, The White Hart, Woodbury

Hare - Chardonnay

Wide Receiver “Someone pulled out”
 
On On Imelda


Thank you Imedla for getting the words in on time.