Sorry

I am very sorry that i have not posted in a while. In the real world i have to work and it takes up alot of my time in the silly season. 

So Lark's Vomit did do the words for last week and i am posting them now.

Some 24 runners gathered in the car park (very full car park) on a freezing but warmer night. Lots to be said for the odd town run in bad weather.. “no complaints from anyone” Best was getting there early and watching hashers arrive and play “whacky races” around the car park. Award for the night goes to PP and FF who parked in Tiverton. The usual briefing ensured from Balls Up --- “Flour, on the right, one and on, fish hooks, long short split……then off we go. Apart from Boots who got injured on maneuvers in the Walkabout Pub in Cardiff and Emelda who has a bad ankle Great start to the trail. Up through the cathedral square, and on through the bright Christmas displays on the new fancy and expensive shopping centre. Running past Wagamamas, Café Rouge, Nandos was pretty hard. Full of girls in party dresses getting pissed at Xmas parties. So, here we are, “Hash” loonies out running in the freezing cold while the world get rat arsed!  Then it was my turn. An offer I could not refuse. An offer I have dreamed about (mostly wet) for many years. PP asked me if I would like to get into her bright red, thong cut, silky panties (I made no note of details). Who could say no!!!!! Anyway more of this later. More hashers began to arrive…Whoopsie very fetching in pink, Puss and X Bitz brightly coloured and fetching. I had my doubts about Odd Bitz and his orange wig. It just did not match his shell suit…do they still make these? Great to see Strongbow and Woof Woof also there early and tempted to head straight for the pub. Strongbow ran with Woof Woof on his back! Soon a cackle of more hashers arrived,,,Spooky Bitz came as Norah Batty in a fetching pink coat,…Belltoll, Busby,Damp Patch,Balls Up and visitors from Otter H3. Down Downs were awarded by No2 and FF to Balls Up as mentioned over. To Strongbow for having fantasies about flour circles, Quick Rukka for being disguised as Bin Laden, and Woodpecker for getting his pecker up too often. Pictures show- Woof Woof and Chardonnay and below PP shows our GM Bell Toll how to do a “68”..for those of you who don’t know its “I’ll owe you one!” At the bottom the Bitz…………………. Balls Up receives one of his four Birthdays down downs. Forgetting the sweets for the “sweety “stop For being an idiot-trying to borrow money from hashers Trail too muddy and wet Not enough fish hooks!

The trail was excellent and Slippery recorded it as 4.75 miles.
Shorts were short, longs ran, regroups kept us together and I missed all the fish hooks. All I needed was for Lilo Lil to be there with her mate Emma and it would have been heaven.

Finally, back in the St Georges “Meeting house” where we all began to warm up and they gave us the gallery upstairs.

Ideal for hashing lots of cheap food served quickly and cheap booze consumed very quickly.

An ideal night at the end of one of the coldest bits of weather we have had for 40 years.
On On Larks Vomit