this weeks hash

This weeks hash
Inflatable hash (Bring Anything Inflatable)
White bridge
Budleigh Salterton
SY073826
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?X=307357&Y=82691&A=Y&Z=120&ax=307547&ay=83051


Due to  wet and cold we have changed the OD to the Roll Arms in East budleigh and not on the beach.

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this weeks hash

This weeks hash + Attached sept diary
97 Rifford Road
Exeter
SX945917

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?X=294562&Y=91764&A=Y&Z=115&ax=294562&ay=91764

BBQ
BYO Beer

Hare Quick Rucka

This weeks hash

This weeks hash

Bovey Tracey Swimming pool -
Link for directions and info below

http://www.boveyswimmingpool.co.uk/

OD- Soapy has arranged a fish and chip van for us, Yipppeeee
Possibly then across to the Cricket club

Bring Swimming Costume if you fancy a dip!!!

Hare Soapy

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Could all those who are in the diary Sept / Oct to do a trail, but have not yet 
come up with a venue and OD  can you please let me know this Wed or E-mail me, pretty please.

Menage Et Trois Run
Good turn out, despite the weather! I spotted Pnut, Horny Woman, Rambo, Torpedo, Roger the cabin
boy (HAHAHAHA) and her friend Sandy, even poor Bump N Grind shivering miserably beside me in the
car park. I didn't see Bell Toll and Buzby until the very last possible moment, despite Menage laying
huge white arrows and signs for the carpark. Welcome back to Balls up and Damp Patch too ;o)
We set off late, stampeding joyously unto ....the main road. With dubious shakes of our forelocks and a
well timed holler from Quick Rukka, we set off again over a grassy stretch and into a park. "It's not a
race!" was heard as Pnut was trampled underfoot. Almost instantly Blue Ass Fly, QR Bump, FF and I were
snared by a fishhook. We were a little later than Menage had anticipated in hitting the estuary, as the
water was lapping our ankles for several hundred slippery meters. Blue scaled an alcove in the rock, but
FF Bump and Chocolate Trots (to their peril) did not, and ended up in water up to their hips .0))
We scrambled clear and squelched merrily on to a hastily converted regroup, giving the walkers a
chance to catch up and Bump to regain some ascendancy. ("I thought you were fit?! ") Was heard
several times. On on to a W/S/L split and through various parts of hilly Bisphopsteighton culminating in
a well placed sweetie stop. Another split, and Longs went on a lovely circular route up a steep hill to a
ridiculous drawing of a camera/tv (apparently a viewpoint, but too much mist) and a baffled QR asking if
we could continue. FF and Blue had a race downhill with Bump pulHng agonized faces and breaths, arms
outstretched behind them. The serenity of the sea mist^nd lowing cows was shattered by an unholy
bellow as Blue noticed QR had missed the fishhook. wAhen told QR there more people on behind us.
There weren't.
I was tripping merrily through some fields wh er shout rent the air. "watch out for the dog!" I
was already staring at the sky, having not seen the darnn thing before the warning had finished. A
young, ownerless golden retriever galumphed along, tongue lolling dopily until we reached road again
and half a dozen stone hearted hashers told him to go home.
The last L/S split was removed as we'd done a I miles already. There was some confusion as
Menage had told Slippery to ignore a fishhook (as is s custom ;o)) but Slippery had not passed this on
to any of us. Yet when we inevitably shouted for o come back, he feigned no knowledge of the
fishhook at all! Very slippery indeed!
On home to the carpark and a mini trail to his house, #ere we had our circle up. Quick Rukka for
reasons best known to himself, dobbed himself in ' shoes ( and those were not designed for n
running QR) and our visitors all got a song each Cath /M James (?) cooked a wonderful bbq, even
though we hightailed it indoors, and Menage laid trail Shame if you missed it!
***** Weeks trail-Bovey Tracey swimming pool,[Soapy * Melon packer)
On On, Lilo Lil xxx

Change of venues!!

This weeks hash is still from Spokey and X Bitz's, if ou need the address please feel free to email me.
the week after, that's the 17th, the venue has changed. It's now from Bovey Tracey swimming pool. Hares are Soapy and Melon Picker. Bring swimmers and £1. It's an outside pool but it's heated and believe me, it's lovely, like a bath. Again if you need direction, email me.
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This weeks hash

This weeks hash

Slight change of venue but Still in Bishopsteighton

FROM- The cockhaven manor -There will be someone there to direct you or hashers that have not seen the new update


TO - The Carpark -A381 into Forden lane then into the road called The Drive, the carpark is on the right
OD BBQ Menage-a-Trois new pad  BYO Beer

SX902735
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?X=290268&Y=73597&A=Y&Z=115&ax=290268&ay=73597

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Twice Nightly's words

 
Isca Hash House Harriers         ​​​​                20/07/2011 Run Number 761
 
 
Trail: Liverton                       Hares: Mellon Picker and Soapy                          On Down: Star Inn
 
I thought I'd try the Words in rhyme - my inspiration’s Soapy -
But I'm a chemist not a poet, and so at times it might get ropey.
We rocked up bright and early to the Star Inn’s car park,
The only other hashers there were Kura and her Larks.
Kura bounded up to Lilo, who she was very pleased to see,
So excited was the dog in fact she had a little pee.
A few short minutes later and there'd gathered quite a crowd,
The cheers around the circle were, as usual, quite loud.
The hares had done a cracking job; it was an awesome trail,
Despite someone's best efforts to force it all to fail,
Whilst laying that they were followed by some pesky little shit
Who was scrubbing all the flour away, intent on spoiling it.
On the run I was oblivious til my suspicions were piqued -
Wide Receiver yelled out 'onto check' when he'd drawn it with his feet!
The air was hot and sticky; at times it felt like we were cooking,
There were branches, holes and mud galore to catch those who weren’t looking.
The route was full of twists and turns, snaking through the forest,
With a soggy sweetie stop to give us all a well-earned rest
Except if you were a veggie - we were left to starve and sob -
As hashers all around us got stuck in and stuffed their gobs.
Later we broke out from the trees, and ran back into the light
Out on the road, turn right and hark! the pub came into sight.
Down downs were aplenty, and right up No. 2’s street
What with humping on the hash, innuendo and lots of meat.
'So,' FF asked the circle, 'Who here doesn't have a name?'
'I ain't' shouted Rich, so 'Dick I ain't' he became!
Then time to relax, with beer and grub, or so we thought,
But with stressed forgetful barmaids it all became quite fraught,
Plates and plates of food came out, but rarely what we'd said,
Best was Lilo’s baguette, which was distinctly lacking bread.
Tired, (fed) and watered, it was then time to be gone
And there's really nothing else to say except a last On On!
 
Twice Nightly
DOWN DOWNS!
 
Soapy and Mellon Picker – the hares
Mellon Picker – no veggie sweets
Woof woof and Mavis – humping on the hash
Calculator Kid – visitor, and for a quote which was no doubt hilarious but which I can’t remember
Dick I ain’t - naming