This weeks trail

Tomorrow nights trail is from;

Toby Inn/Exeter Arms

Middlemoor

Exeter

Hares Soapy + Melon picker

AGPU!

ISCA Trail + AGPU

The Swans nest

Exminster

SX952871

  

If you did not give me your name for food last week can you please let me know if you are eating,

Food is £3.00 per head

Also it would really help if you could come with £3.00 exactly in cash ready,

so I am not scratching around for change as payment will be taken prior to going in the pub by myself.

I will be there earlier for those keen to pay me before the hash.

Hare - Bell Toll  

On ON PP xxx

House warming hash-(Please car share as much as possible as limited parking)

35 Blakeslee Drive, 

The Rydons Exeter   

SX960901   

To see road if it does not show, zoom into the 2nd to last tab on zoom option .

Anyone wanting to bring nibbles to go with something like a chili, it will be gratefully received.

And bring your own beer/drinks

Hares Coffin + Imelda

On ON PP xxx 

Change of venue tonight

We have had to change the venue for tonights  hash to the 

(Still bring the inflatables we will find you some water)

The Tally Ho Inn

2 Countess Wear Road 
Exeter
DevonEX2 6LG

SX940903

We went out to night at 7.30pm to reccy the trail and the road after the car park has been closed 

causing all residents to park in the car park, we could not find anywhere in the village to park at all.

So we have had to move the venue. We did try the saddlers but we were told it is now closed. 

On PP

Spocky's Birthday trail-Theme Masks (if you want to go full hog matching outfit) 

15 Maristow Ave Exmouth – 

(Park on Iona Ave/Seymour Rd, there is a cut through that comes out right by the Bitz pad)

SY005825

BYO beer

Hares Spocky Bitz + X Bitz         

On oN PP xx

Twice Nightly's worms

Run no. 820 ​​​​BudleighSalterton​​​Hares: PP and FF

A charming scamper by the seaside or

The hash where (almost)everyone died

A large, cheerful, deliriously happy circle of hashers full of the joys of spring gathered in the beachside car park atBudleigh Salterton, blissfully unaware of the horrors that were to befall us. The sky was a roiling mass of thick dark storm clouds, looming ominously over the then-tranquil town.Brightly, we brushed it off, confident that all would be well for our barbecue later. If only we had heeded the warning.

Hares PP and FF made the customary announcements then set us loose, careering wildly towards our doom. We were of course oblivious then, checking it out and succumbing to fish hooks with nary a care in the world. When Lark’s head exploded, his ears finally succumbing to the constant barrage of barks from Kura, we took it as par for the course. WhenBuzby got so pissed on homebrew that he missed a back check and carried on running until he fell off the ends of the earth, we shrugged it off as hardly an unusual occurrence. But when Hot Lips and Zoot got scooped away in the vast tentacles of a passing kraken we began to think something was up.

 

Nonetheless, we carried on running down the seafront for a few metres more, but when Igot captured by Pirates from the Caribbean and made to walk the plank and then walk the plank again, the decision was made to head inland, regardless of where the trail had been leading us.Having left his Brains at home, Tampa didn't notice us turn off and so ran, unthinking, into the waves and drowned.

The centre of town proved hardly safer however. Within seconds Quick Rucka had been fatally molested by a horde of horny grannies, and Imelda had been beaten up by a gang of Hell’s Angels who were offended by his taste in footwear.Then to our horror, green corrosive slime started to ooze out of Slippery’s pores. He screamed and screamed until he wasnothing but a puddle on the pavement. Terrified, Puss ran for safety into the town hall but in so doing collided with members of the Budleigh knitting circle, who knitted her into a straitjacket so tight she suffocated.

All of a sudden, a violent tornado materialised and carriedClever Dick high into the air. We yelled at Menage to get out of its path, but he was too busy texting someone to noticeand so got swept away too. Meanwhile, a topless Wide Receiver got mistaken for a bear by a sex-crazed Mrs Grizzly and only survived the first 12 seconds of the mating process. That wasn't the last of the dangerous wildlife however, as Tit Bitz got pecked to death by a swarm of killer sparrows.

As Coffin was bombarded by exploding netballs thrown by vindictive schoolchildren, Palmolive attempted to lighten the mood by showing us some pole dancing moves on a lamppost that unfortunately shot off into space mid-routine.Soapy was left unaware of her daughter’s plight as she had been arrested for public indecency offences and bundled into the back of a police van, which then collided with Bradley Wiggins on a moped who had just run over Boots in Puss.Melon Picker would have come to the rescue, but he got so distracted by a lovely pair of cantaloupes in the window of the greengrocers that he failed to notice a 16 ton weight falling inexorably down right above his head.

Mad Max ran off with Tina Turner, X Bitz gave birth to an alien and FF's head was chopped off by the wing of a low-flying A 380. Despite all the commotion, Innuentoe got so caught up in the thought of getting 'down down' later that she fell into a deep, moist crack and was never seen again. As forScreech, nobody knows what happened; all we heard was a distant scream.

In a scene straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon, whilst trying to get back to her car Whoopsie slipped on a banana skin, got banged in the head by a rake, walked into a sheet of glass being carried across the road, and had a custard pie thrown into her face by a passing clown. Unable to cope anymore, she found a quiet corner and died of despair.

That left two RAs still out on the trail. Gamely, they decided to at least try and make it to the sweetie stop, but alas it was not to be. First to go was No 2, who spontaneously combusted as she's just too darn hot for this world. ThenSpocky, mere metres away from the jelly babies, got beamed up and subsequently lost in a kick-boxing match with aKlingon.

Back in the car park, PP got a little over-enthusiastic with the barbecue and ended up cooking and eating herself in a remarkable instance of auto-cannibalism. Miraculously,Mother and Papa Rucka survived by dint of being such lovely people but I couldn't bear to kill them off, even in a fictional sense.

YYYIIIIIPPPPPPHHHHEEEEEE!!!!

Bovey Tracey swimming pool-

Newton Road 

(find a space along Newton road to park) 

SX813777












Use of swimming pool after hash, 

so bring swim wear if you fancy a dip.




OD The Chip van + Cricket club






  

Soapy + Melon picker




 On onus PP xxx